spoof 2

Telephone joke

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. Its beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. Its on sale too, a real bargain. Its down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?" The man thought about it for a sec and said, "Youre sure its a good deal?" "Oh yes," replied the woman. "Okay then, I guess you can get it," replied the man. The woman continued,"Oh, and you know how weve been thinking about getting rid of the Lexus and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the dealership today and the guy gave me a real deal. He said hed lower the price from $50,000 to $35,000 just for me. Can I get it?" The man thought a little harder and said,"If youre sure its a good deal, then yes, go ahead and get the Jaguar." The woman continued again. "Oh, one last thing, honey. Remember that house we saw last month that we really liked, but decided wed wait and think about? Well, its on the market again, so I checked the price. Its down to $450,000 and I checked with the bank and we have enough in the checking account so that I can just write a check. Should I get it?" The man got a frown on his face and said,"See if you can get them down to $420,000. If theyll go down to that, go ahead and get it." The woman was extremely excited. "Okay honey, thank you so much! Ill see you when I get home! Bye!" "Bye," said the man. He hung up the phone and looked at the other men in the locker room and said, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

UAN

National Examinations As A Guarantor Of Quality

Strongly agree and support carried out the test for each student that will put an end to his studies. The test can be used to measure the standards and indicators of the quality of an institution. Lately it appears penolakkan implemented a national phenomenon exam. What's worse is there were parties provoke students to demo it.

However:

Runway to remain in the National Exam Is adakannya;

1. through the evaluation carried out by the State programmatically with good, honest and standartnya be obtained data quality tested student, teacher quality, and quality school organizers nationwide. From this data will be improved quality education materials tindakkan nationwide. From here we question whether national examinations were held immediately after there is a quality fixes tindakkan education?

2. National Exams are not necessarily associated with the graduation of the student of learning in school but for raw power and the evaluation of absorption to continue consideration at the next level. Graduation protégés at each – each submit to the education provider with a standard that has been set by the Government.

3. the Government should hear complaints public, complaints against parents cheating in the implementation of the national exam. Unequivocally the sanctions violators. What kind of sanctions, I think like the referee yaaa when on the field facing the football player that tends to injure an opponent's mischievous, and sometimes deceptive. The Government should set up the courage to issue a yellow card and red card.

4. Participants who cheat, exam work out with temen-temennya, there are answers that had been provided by his teacher, answers on the Blackboard in the restroom and the many other forms of fraud perpetrated by students so much needed upholding discipline. Enforcement of this discipline to know correctly the quality of education. Nahhhh, currently on the ground of fraud in the field events then national exam results just a mere hoax. The purpose of the national exam to be held failed miserably. There are many options to avoid cheating and cheat the test pattern, there are the participants wanted to convey his view?

5..The current Government enacted a national exam must be coupled with management education as a whole. The Government should be addressing developments in areas such as tutoring that exists today. The Government should handle the education service offices are only main projects and not into contact with improved quality of education. Even many officials who do not serve diknas education society but would like to be served. Moreover, the condition of teachers is not optimal in his menjalan duty KBM.

6. open access to education to all circles of society extensively, easy, adequate and transparent. Provide learning materials for poor citizens to easily so that you can learn it well so that it can run a national exam are maximal. Through national exams means open opportunity society for all walks of life get good berstandart education service. Not only a desultory education only. Not only the quality standards for educational sekeder school.

7. If one day the Government relents and remove national exams because of desakkan parties who do not agree with the national education exam then we will increasingly morat-marit. Education in school there was no development intern to grow hibiscus become better. Competition is getting smaller. And of course it will be seen that generation lazy lazy learning and working hard.

8. the test is indeed indispensable for photographing the competence of students. It is time we rise to world educational outputs and outcomes that result in accordance with the dynamics of civilization.

9. UNAS should be in may? tidaksetuju!!! UNAS is one way to generalize State education, and quality education, abolished UNAS instead will make students and teachers so lazy to improve the quality of education

Spoof

WHOSE PHONE THIS IS??

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it.

"Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. Its beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. Its on sale too, a real bargain. Its down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?" The man thought about it for a second and said, "Youre sure its a good deal?" "Oh yes," replied the woman. "Okay then, I guess you can get it," replied the man.

The woman continued,"Oh, and you know how weve been thinking about getting rid of the Lexus and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the dealership today and the guy gave me a real deal. He said hed lower the price from $50,000 to $35,000 just for me. Can I get it?" The man thought a little harder and said,"If youre sure its a good deal, then yes, go ahead and get the Jaguar."

The woman continued again. "Oh, one last thing, honey. Remember that house we saw last month that we really liked, but decided wed wait and think about? Well, its on the market again, so I checked the price. Its down to $450,000 and I checked with the bank and we have enough in the checking account so that I can just write a check. Should I get it?" The man got a frown on his face and said,"See if you can get them down to $420,000. If theyll go down to that, go ahead and get it."

The woman was extremely excited. "Okay honey, thank you so much! Ill see you when I get home! Bye!" "Bye," said the man. He hung up the phone and looked at the other men in the locker room and said, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

Source : www.jokesiteexample.com

green day "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...

it's linkin park

In this farewell
There’s no blood
There’s no alibi
‘Cause I’ve drawn regret
From the truth
Of a thousand lies

[Pre-Chorus:]
So let mercy come
And wash away
What I’ve done

[Chorus:]
I'll face myself
To cross out what i’ve become
Erase myself
And let go of what i’ve done

Put to rest
[What I've Done lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

What you thought of me
While I clean this slate
With the hands of uncertainty

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]

For what I’ve done
I start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I’m forgiving what I’ve done!!!

[Chorus]

What I’ve done
Forgiving what I’ve done

Falcon Peregrine

Peregrine Falcon (Falco peregrinus) is a species of large-sized falcon, with a length of about 50 cm. Bird has a black plumage, grey and blue, Yellow-billed with black tip and tail short taper. The breast and belly are white with black stripes. The female is similar, but usually have half-sized and larger than the male.

About sixteen subspecies recognized with regional spread almost throughout the hemisphere, excluding Antarctica in almost all the northern hemisphere subspecies migrates in winter to warmer areas.

The main prey of birds is usually from a large Peregrine Falcon bird of all sizes, such as pigeons, parrots, mynah, and doves. These birds are hunted at the time was flying normally. Peregrine Falcon also prey on other animals, such as rabbits, weasels, rats, frogs, and insects.

Peregrine Falcon is known as one of the fastest creature in the world. On flying time hunting prey can reach speeds of 180 km/h.

This species has a wide range of areas. A number of subspecies are threatened by loss of habitat, the use of pesticides and kontimasi. Peregrine Falcon is evaluated as least concern on the IUCN red list of threatened species and is listed in CITES Appendix

Sumber:www.wikipedia.org